Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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