Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He kissed a someone with a penis
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she pinky promised me she was 18
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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