kristin has been a bad kristin
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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