Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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