Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I need water and some morals
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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