At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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