Whod you bang
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
