There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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