Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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