and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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