Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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