just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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