Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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