two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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