she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
