I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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