Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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