I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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