fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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