1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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