we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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