this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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