Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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