i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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