She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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