i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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