walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
God, I missed his penis.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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