why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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