wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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