I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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