Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
well you can't waste a boner
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Pants are for mortals
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
