Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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