marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
More tranny stories later!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
it's like iHOP with fire
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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