btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have fence marks all over my body
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Someone signed my nipple.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I party with great urgency now.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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