Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
