she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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