How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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