i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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