i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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