Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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