Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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