He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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