that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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