i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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