What a fucking waste of an outfit
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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