Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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