why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
wanna go halves on a baby?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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