So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
