Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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