I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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