is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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