Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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