were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
