Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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