were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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