Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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