We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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